This was from the early days of Electronic voting machines when Republicans pushed the idea because they could be manipulated to their benefit in elections.
Who was the most promiscuous President?
A Reverend, a Rabbi, and a Priest were discussing how politicians were bad role models. The question that they raised was "Who was the most promiscuous President?"
The Reverend answered first. "That's easy. It would have to be Thomas Jefferson. He had an illegitimate child with one of his servants."
"But that was only one woman," replied the Rabbi. "No, it was Bill Clinton. He had affairs with several different women."
"Not even close..." replied the Priest. "It was George Bush!"
The Reverend and the Rabbi were puzzled, and asked "George Bush? Why in the world would you pick George Bush? What did he do?"
"Obviously it was George Bush... because he screwed ALL of us!"
They all nodded knowingly.
