Monday, March 1, 2010

Going Rogue - "My Struggle" (spoof)



From the Back Cover:


Praise for "Going Rogue, My Struggle"


Sean Hannity says "If you enjoyed how Bush's neo-conservative policies destroyed the economy, you'll love the same tired rhetoric spewed from the fresh face of Sarah Palin."


Sarah Palin speaks up for regular Americans in her new book "Going Rogue" with clever insights like "We eat therefore we hunt!" Who doesn't enjoy some wolf steaks sportingly shot from a helicopter?


"I like someone who can understand what it feels like to shoot a man in his face." - former VP Dick "Birdshot" Cheney.


"What Cheney said goes double for me!" - Republican Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig, quoted from a stall in an airport men's room.


"Leaving office was the best thing for Alaska." No arguments here.


Sarah Palin would like to leave you with her admonishment to the Press to "Quit makin' things up!"


You first, Ms. Palin. You first!


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